Wednesday, May 09, 2007

They Arrested the Wrong Guy


An unidentified employee of EnviroCan has been nabbed by the Mounties for leaking information about the Harpo Tories scheme to pretend to tackle global warming. The Men in Red bravely pounced on the guy, threw him in irons and dragged him off to the gleeful chuckles of pretend EnviroMin John Baird.


The employee was arrested for breach of trust. Odd, doesn't that charge better suit Baird himself? That bellowing knuckle-dragger's campaign to stall on effective global warming measures is surely the truly egregious breach of trust in this case.

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