Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Here's Lil' Stevie

This shouldn't come as a surprise but here's Rick Mercer's take on the dickhead we know as Steve Harper


Yeah, it's Lil' Steve and, yes, he's a dildo.

CBC "comedian" Rick Mercer has painted the face of Canada's 22nd prime minister on a wooden penis. The piece of "art" is called "Lil' Steve".

It's all for a good cause. The wooden phallus—or "woody"—and others like it are being auctioned off as a fundraiser for the Calgary Sexual Health Centre. The centre provides pregnancy testing, birth-control and post-abortion counselling, sexuality-education programs, anti-homophobia presentations, and other services—you know, stuff Harper's Conservative base loves.

"Woodies are wooden phalluses that we use to demonstrate proper condom use," the centre's auction website states. "These woodies have been hand-decorated by some prominent supporters of our work who have graciously donated their talents so that we can offer these unique conversation pieces to other supporters like you!"

Right now, bids on "Lil' Steve" are up to $694. The auction closes on October 25.

And surely, demonstrating condom technique is all "Lil' Steve" will be used for.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I still can't stop laughing. What a perfect way to represent Harper. Suits him to a Tee.

Canadians are wondering about Harper's sanity. Selling the tar sands out to Red China, is really causing a lot of outrage. Canadians are calling Harper, a Traitor committing High Treason. Harper's behavior, is very, very bizarre. He is certainly no Canadian. 80% of Canadians say, Harper used the robo-call cheat to win the election.

China is showing a lot of aggression around the globe. China has hacked into other country's secret files. They have sold infected electronic components. U.S. missiles and other weapons, have infected components purchased from Red China.

While other country's are escorting Red China off their territories, Harper has brought that country, right onto our Canadian soil.

Canadians want nothing to do with Red China, what-so-ever.

Anonymous said...

The LPC should be courting Rick Mercer, not Justin.